We’ve waited over 10 years for this.
Tonight’s Jersey Shore: Household Vacation noticed a decade’s fee of secret sexual force between JWOWW and Pauly D (practically) reach to a head after Angelina’s bachelorette party became ratchet… within the very top that you just might well well also grasp reach.
Ghost excursions aside, NOLA actually began to flip up when the boys crashed the party (no RSVP wanted within the event you actually are RSVP) and took it to a strip club. That’s when Jenni, original off a breakup with Zack, plight her sights on Pauly. And suffice to utter, the sensation used to be extraordinarily mutual, with Pauly declaring, “I’d pay infinity for that lap dance” in reference to his roommate.
The leisure of the crew used to be critically rooting for some smush slip, with Deena reading each person’s minds: “I’d love to determine Pauly and Jenni own sex — it can perhaps well be my authorized thing.”
Even Vinny, Pauly’s accomplice of, used to be all about it, alluding to that unforgettable Season 1 moment between the 2, Prince Albert integrated. “I 100 p.c need Pauly and Jenni to hook up apt because to begin with, the history,” the keto guido shared. “That first night when Jenni checked out Pauly’s pierced penis, it used to be magical. That shall be love staring at greatness in all places over again. Ten years later, plump circle.”
It seemed that they were thisclose to coming plump circle, with the infamous DJ evaluating her lips to “lollipops, watermelon and Blow Pops” apt earlier than soliciting for some privateness. However then… it didn’t happen.
“The roommates would doubtless bewitch to determine us hook up; I contemplate the sector would bewitch to determine it. I apt appreciate her too remarkable. She’s love my sister. I get it — she’s single, but now not precisely yet,” Pauly acknowledged, giving us reason no. 142 why he’s fine remarkable the very top man ever. “I’ve easiest identified her to be in a relationship. I’ve never identified her to be single, so we score now never had the time to safe that route.”
Jenni used to be in agreement.
“I actually love Pauly for so many causes, and I actually feel love because of the that, there would want to be substance there earlier than I actually sleep with him because this is now not 10 years within the past,” she acknowledged. “I fabricate now not wish to be one amongst those ladies who easiest love him because of the his success, but I fabricate now not wish to be treated love one amongst those ladies either. I repeatedly acknowledged if Pauly actually did love me for me and desired to set aside effort into it, I might well well be very originate.”
Or now not it has been established that both Jenni and Pauly shall be attending Angelina’s wedding solo. Would possibly an actual hookup be within the playing cards? Comment with your options, then consume an all-original Jersey Shore: Household Vacation next Thursday at 8/7c.